He Said, She Said: The Seth Awakens

DISCLAIMER:  Before you start reading, we just want everyone to know that we are not racist — Seth just blurts all of these unwarily and innocently — then apologizes after we inform him of what he just said… Or simply, don’t read it if you’re easily offended (;

All of us watching Star Wars Episode 7:

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Martha: Finn is the dirtiest Stormtrooper!
Megan: Yes, true. All the other Stormtroopers don´t seem to have even a grain of dust on them.

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Out of nowhere, an unimaginable reply appeared.

Seth: Of course. He’s black. 

EVERYONE:  WHHHAAATTT THHHEEEE FFFFFFF…..!!!!!!!!

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….speechless and in horror, we continued watching The Force Awakens.

During the Han Solo Freighter escape:

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Martha: Why didn´t the Rathtars eat Finn??
Megan: Because Rey helped him and he is one of the main characters…. (Suddenly)
Seth: (interrupting Megan) Simple. He’s black.

 

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EVERYONE:  WHHHHAAATTTT TTTHHHHEEE FFFFFFF…!!!!

uhoh3Total loss of words….

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